DISCLOSURE? WHO CARES?

Diversion no. 2

Disclosure Hearing Bingo

Twenty-four squares drawn at random from fifty-two, plus a free center that has been declassified just for you. Bring it to the next hearing. There is always a next hearing.

Disclosure Hearing Bingo

The truth is out there. The bingo is right here.

Mark a square each time it happens live. Five in a row wins you nothing, which is on theme.

This card contains no classified material, making it the most transparent document in the room. Print on US Letter. No FOIA request required. Confirmation of your win may take eighty years and a Senate amendment. The card is real. The hangar remains unverified.